no crib for his head - no seat in church

Josh and I were pregnant and decided to go to walmart to buy some things; diapers, wipes, rash cream..... but not a crib! Josh didn't want me to buy a crib for our baby. I asked where the baby would sleep and he said said "right in between us," and there was no changing his mind. Then I saw my dad at walmart. Turns out he was trying to help us by buying groceries from a list I had made. To our misfortune, the list was from the week before, but I didn't have the heart to tell him so. Needless to say, we ended up with double of everything.

Josh and I also decided to try a new church. But for some reason, we were riding to church separately, and I got there before him. I went in and tried to sit with my cousin, Julie, but she was sitting with some old Razorbacks for Christ friends (who were pregnant) so I had to find another place to sit. Everywhere I looked there were NO empty seats. The seats were paired off into 2's anyway and separated by what looked like a car console, so even if there was one empty seat there was ususally an umbrella, a sweater, or a person in the other! So finally I found a pair of seats and sat down.
Well, I didn't save Josh's seat with anything, so an old man came and took it! UGH! So then I found some folding chairs and pulled them up at the back at the room and sat down after placing my purse (it was HUGE) in Josh's seat. I sent him a text to let him know the church I chose.
Across from me, there were 3 old ladies and they asked if I was Lindy O'Neal. The Lindy O'Neal associated with Josh. I was completely weirded out, but then I thought... well maybe they went to Jefferson Baptist (our former church) and remembered me from there (one said yes, she did go to Jefferson Baptist). Anyway, one lady introduced me to two others: Jeanie and Gladys- I wrote their names down on my program so I could remember, but then I didn't remember the nice lady who introduced me. I was really really thirsty (in real life too) so the nice no-name lady led me to the cafe outside and I got some water and some pastries from the pastry bar. After I sat back down, Josh showed up and I shared the water with him. Then he shared the water with some teenager next to him and that guy drank it all. Dry.

highschool mystery mission

The ceiling and walls of Central High were painted just like the Sistine Chapel, except with a more modern motif. The reason I was back at school is because I was looking for something specific, who knows what. So I was searching all over Ms. Schlesinger's room and the officers came to escort me out, but after I explained exactly why I was there they allowed me to stay. I wrote her a note to say hello, but she had so many notes already on her desk I didn't know where to put it. They were all colors- yellow, hot pink, really pretty. So I taped it to the front of her computer screen. I called her "Slesh" for some reason. So anyway, I had to go up to Ms. Easter's room, still on the mission. I found all kinds of colored boom boxes and then left the building. I don't really know if that's what I was looking for....

Spotlight

I was back on El Dorado. Everyone lived where they used to, but for some reason I was staying in Ashley's house. Josh picked me up at 5am. He wanted to play spotlight, but we only had these wimpy little flashlights that you get a wal-mart when you're going to camp for a week (the yellow or teal or pink ones). But we played until 8am. Then it was time for me to go to cheerleading 2-a-days. So I went, and told everyone about our spotlight game.

iHome iProblem

My iHome has a button that has been sticking lately and it's kind of annoying. I dreamt last night that my warranty was still good, and I mailed it in and got a new one back. But when I woke up to my iHome alarm going off, the button was still sticking. Bummer.

Thelma and Louise take on the Atlantic

Stacey and I were up to no good- Thelma and Louise style. We were on a cruise ship and, and I don't exactly know what our intentions were, but we were both wearing black hoodies and sneaking around like we were asking for trouble. My heart was racing in real life, so I do believe this was more than a game of hide-and-seek but we didn't have any weapons, so I don't think we wanted to hurt anyone.

Pin Worms

I had a dream that I had pin worms and in my dream they were crawling around all over the bed. Except they didnt really look like pinworms. They had the banana body like the larvae , but 3 flagella like tritrichamona. And they would swirl the 3 flagella around and crawl all over the bed. Then I felt Tini's fur tickling my neck and I JUMPED out of bed. 2:05 PM it was time to start studying I guess. In my dream I remember thinking ... I should've done a fecal on myself like Stacey said.

Easter Outfits

John Pennington wanted me to pick out an Easter outfit that would please Suzanne. Turns out we didn't buy anything for him, but I bought a bracelet for myself. It was the kind with little plastic beads, pastel pink, and the middle beads were white with a gold letter printed on each one. I don't know what it said. It was the kind that you would see a little girl wearing that might have her name on it.