Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Stealing directions & Equine Doctor

Josh and I were pulling into a gas station.  I knew we were late for whatever it was that we were going to, but we still needed gas.  As Josh stood between his car and the gas pump, some little punk of a girl walked between his car and gas pump, bumping into him.  I yelled out the window to her and said "Excuse you," and she looked at me as if we were at fault... for standing in that spot that she wanted to walk.  So she keeps that crunched up face look and comes to my side of the window to continue to yell at me.  I just turned my head away from here and didn't pay attention to her. She didn't like that one bit.  Well... Josh wanted to make sure we wouldn't be any later than we already were so he asked this punk for directions. She wrote them down on a piece of paper for  him, but for some reason he let her keep the paper.  I didn't know this until we were already turned around and ready to leave.... then I asked him where the directions were and he said "she has them."  I was so upset that I threw an oreo at him, which he threw back at me. I remember brushing oreo off my blue shirt in the dream.  I saw where her and her friends had been sitting down at some picinc tables and I saw the instructions  all wadded up on her folder.  I jumped out of the carriage (yes, now we're riding in a carriage) and ran over and pulled the instructions off her folder. As I was doing this, her punk friend was running back to the kitchen yelling "that girls got your papuh! that girls got your papuh!!"  I knocked her folder on the floor as I picked up the paper, and a nice girl picked it up for me, so I put it back on the table and ran back to the carriage. I said to Josh "we have to go NOW" so we burst through the doors, but then he needed to tie his shoe so I took hold of the reigns and told him not to look back. 

Dr. G was making everyone upset.  He had on a yellow shirt.  He was yelling and stomping around.  I took a cookie sheet and put peanut butter on it and went to hit him in the head with it.  I bonked him on the head 3 times until he sat down.  He told me that was a stupid thing I did: to hit someone in the head at such close range.  I then woke up, but I imagine that the rest of the dream would have included me body slamming him. 

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