Another cut thumb....

I had a dream last night that I was hanging out with a group of friends and some random guys. This girl I went to elementary school came over, and she was holding a cat (that looked strikingly similar to Garfield). I ooohed and awwed over the cute kitty cat, and asked her if he was nice... would he try to eat me... the usual questions you ask before you hold a strange cat. She said no and placed the cat on my lap. The cat then lashed around and chomped on my right hand. Sure enough... I had a HUGE laceration on my thumb. I decided I couldn't go to the hospital to have it sutured up, so I would just have Crystal do it. I asked Crystal to come with me to find some suture... I was certain I had some in my car. Once we learned that I didn't have any suture material in my car, she said "Follow me over here, I'm pretty sure my brother left some in this cabinet". Sure enough... he did! I found some PDS (but it was too big for my thumb) and some Maxon... juuuust right. I asked Crystal if she was ready to suture, but then she explained to me that she didn't know how to suture. NO! I would have to do it myself. Well, I'm right-handed so it was going to be tough suturing left handed, but I figured if I had Crystal to help me tie the knots it would be ok. I got ready to stick myself... then I woke up.