Time for a Vacation

Josh and I were going on vacation, somewhere, anywhere.... but we had to drive through "Perkins," and it was quite a town, with a "Welcome to Perkins" sign like what you might find in Vegas. As we drove down the highway, we saw that the interstate was decorated with ALL kinds of things.... an ice-skating rink, a put-put-course, Christmas lights... lots of things. All these things were along the walls of the highway- just for decoration, not threaded along the highway as a service to the people... weird. Anyway, so we get to where we're going and Josh asks me to run in and buy a bus ticket. So I do, and I run quickly b/c I see the bus waiting. When I get to the window, he sells me an apple and tells me to buy my bus ticket when I get on the bus. As we arrive at the bus, she YELLS at us (and gives us an awfully terrible face) and lets us know we should have bought the ticket before we got to Perkins. In my mind (in the dream) I was thinking... we'll, Lady, I tried that, but everyone kept telling me to buy it on the bus. I convince her to let us ride anyway, maybe I gave her my apple, and then we reach our hotel. I call my mother to ask if we can borrow her hotel frequent staying card (do they have those??) and she says no. Cause my name isn't Rita. So we pay with our credit card and start to ride up the elevator. At this point we're both carrying beach bags, mine is pink and his is brown, and he wants to do an experiment to see if he can leave it downstairs and not have it stolen. I didn't want to play that game so I brought mine with me. I was really nervous b/c his wallet was in there, and I just knew that I saw someone glaring at us using one of those convex mirrors for traffic. But, no worries. The bag was still there.


I also dreamt that I was watching a pro golf tournament. After it was over, the cheerleaders ran out and performed. They had amazing stunts and everything was all in motion, running with the stuts, trading flyers by doing the splits... very cool. I video taped it all, but when I went to show my mother the video, I had accidentally rewound it all the way back to the beginning, and we watched John Daly hit long drive. We had to say farewell, because mom and I were going on vacation. We told day goodbye, and rode off on our snow mobile. We rode to the top of the hill, and I asked if we could stop so I could readjust... I was falling off. She hollered back at dad "Tell your mother hi!"

For the first, but the weirdest dream of the night so I saved it for last, is the weird cow dream. I was working in a barn, and I saw a cow calving! It was so.... gross... but cool so I stepped back to watch. As I stepped back, I saw a bigger picture. I saw something else all slimey in the corner. I walk over to it and its a HUMAN! Like a adult size, but it was just born! And this cow was licking her, so the cow was clearly the mama. Ok, so I know the chromosomes don't match up, so this can't really happen, but in my dream I wasn't really baffled by that. What REALLY freaked me out, was that the human had given birth to another baby! (human of course). In my dream, I couldn't figure out how this adult-born thing could give birth.... So wow. so weird!