strange vacation

Josh and I were at some beach resort, and we were swimming in the beautiful pool. Josh realized that he left something in the room and went to retrieve it. As soon as he left, some old man came up to me and started hitting on me. I asked him to please leave me alone, but he was very persistant. So I knew what I had to do. I vomited..... all over the pool!! It was so gross. Hamburgers, lettuce, I think maybe a tennis shoe! crazy stuff. The fat lifeguard just looked at me and rolled her eyes.... I guess she thought the old man was cute or something. So I left the pool.
Then all of the sudden it was morning. I was getting out of bed, but Josh was still sleeping, so of course I walked around in the dark. I went to the bathroom and was going to take a shower but it was still dark. There were 3 huge lamps in the bathroom, but I picked this wimpy teeny tiny lamp with a red light bulb. I switched it on, and noticed a new box of bar soap had been opened.... a box? ..... I think there were probably 50 bars in there! Why did we bring that with us to the beach?? Anyway.... thats not what I thought was so weird. I remember seeing 3 bars of soap in the shower, all Josh's... but I remember thinking it was so weird that he only had 3 open- I guess it was normal to have more than 3 open at a time..... whatever.