Job applicant & a Tornado with Lemon, please

I was applying for a job - can't remember where. There was a HUGE black man who was interviewing me (I think it may have been Biggie Smalls!), but I could tell that he really wasn't interested in my resume. I didn't have what he was looking for or whatever, and he kept on giving the same speech about how I'd fit in better somewhere else - blah blah blah... so I just stared up at the ceiling fan. It was purple with a short shag carpet look, and rather than hanging from the middle of the ceiling, like ALL fans, it jutted out of the top portion of the wall (almost to the ceiling). Also, instead of having 5 blades like a normal fan, it had 2 and a half. I don't even know why the half was there. So then I started paying attention again.... he was Biggie was saying something along the lines of "I need someone who can solve problems" so I said "You want someone with all the answers." He said "Yeah," but then I said ...."what about hiring someone who may not have ALL the answers, but rather someone who knows just where to FIND them?" ......... he thought about that. and said "you know, thats a great point....someone to find the answers" And he hired me.

In the next dream I remember a TERRIBLE tornado heading our way. I was in a yellow house with white trim- all wood- and the wood was creaking SOOOO bad. I think we thought the floor was going to fall through. There was a small group of us at first, but then Shelly and Julie called and wanted to come over too. Mary Kay had already been at my house, but she was back in her bedroom doing something. Rachel from "Friends" was there too. COOL! so I asked everyone to help move all of the wedding gifts from out of the storage room so we could make room for us in there. I remembering packing up a bunch of tiny porcelain crayons (nude colored.... all nude)- I put them in the cabinet so they would be safe (porcelain crayons!??!!) so just as we were finishing clearing out the storage room, Mary Kay comes out of the hallway all decked out as if she was about to go out... we asked... and she said she wanted to go out with a smile. Ok then. So she leaves, and we all cram into this little storage room, Julie is the last to come in and she has a tray of glasses full of lemonade- what a proper hostess. We sip our lemonade and wait for the tornado to come.